- Visit the dental hygenist
- Tennis with Gordon
- American Soccer game with brother and Mista
- Climb a thirteener (they are less populated than, and can be as challenging as, the fourteeners)
- Watch (from a distance) the Mista and my little mom eating her Buffalo stew straight from the pot. Enjoy this moment immensely
- See S and D and their two kids
- See J and M and their two kids
- See C and listen to him tell me about his problems with a bisexual girlfriend
- Get the piano inspected and valued
- Miss Butters
- Drink Jalapeño Beer under the shade of the big tree at the abandonded train station depot that now serves as a bar at the curve of the Rio Grande
- Eat at Robertos. Jalapeño Rellenos.
- Jigsaw puzzles with brother and little mom
- Whatever else catches my fancy
- Piñon Incense
- 2 pair of running shoes
- A pair of running trousers
- A tennis racket
- A pair of casual shorts
- A pair of jeans
- Sunglasses
- Crazy Jane’s Mixed Up Salt
- Hair Bands (no metal)
- Tums (to be used as calcium supplements)
- Dental Floss (thickly waxed)
- Soft and Dry with Baby Powder
- Opcon-A
- Lubriderm
- iPod
- Red Vines
- Lemon-Lime Jelly Bellies
- Anything else that catches my fancy
Filed under: lists
I have moved beyond compiling lists of word searches that land here.
Curiosity has gotten the better of me. I’m now re-enacting searchs.
What were they looking for when they googled fill-in-the-blank? It’s like playing detective.
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Petunia smoke – I imagine it’s purple-ish
Bar Solona – love it.
concrete moroccan tiles – don’t do it yourself.
toenail cuticles – aiiii! Did you really get here with that?!!!!
to know about londan places - please, learn to spell it.
smoking latex queen – check out SoHo.
femininst bunk – hopefully not here
beers bladder full urgent – sounds like an emergency
inside out rubber gloves blogs – this blog is NOT inside out
smoking laurel – desperate measures
smoking latex – even more desparate
smoking vagina – that’s HOTT
dog love glove – is this an accessory that every dog owner should have? Must be the Love Glove Grooming Mitt
smoking male hot – the Mista, absolutely.
Pennsylvania smoke breaks at work – How many and how long?
power tools sexy – odd.
vagina tights - Can probably find some in SoHo
dog ate latex – Aiiii. Hate to see it come out the other end.
I’ve still got the smoke in my eyes - Whoops. Sorry.
sexy women smoking in hot places – Not here.
fuck and smoke – Not that kind of blog.
clarissa street reunion – Where and when?
harry potter has replaced all fairy tales, how do you prove it – you don’t because he hasn’t.
i-smoke – by Apple?
smogblog china – You probably didn’t get what you were looking for. You have the Unreliable Witness to thank.
diy small refrigerator grow cab – Growing a cab in a small refrigerator is ambitious DIY.
harry potter does he smoke – Is he 16?
The vagaries of weather. The vagaries of our politicians. The vagaries of my mind as I walk home from the tube stop through rivers of frozen water balls.
Let’s not talk about the vagaries of Blogger and the goddamn photo layout pain in the arse that I know awaits me.
This is July? I’m not gonna make a fuss, it’s hail (not snow) afterall, but beejeezus! What the hell?
Happy Independence day tomorrow, America. Happy Independence day today, Mr. Libby.
I’ve still got no inspiration. All dried up. Ironically.
I’ve been tagged; asked to reveal the restaurants I frequent.
You just might find me in any of the following:
Rodizio Rico - Vegetarian friendly thanks to the Brasilian style salad bar. But, vegetarians, beware, you’re status might not last as the meat (especially the pig!) is very tempting. At the salad bar, a mix of farofa, fried bananas and fejoida is really tasty. The Mista’s is a particularly avid meat eater, so this place is one of his favourites.
Yoshino – As the review says: short on variety, but long on freshness. Hands down the best sushi I’ve had. I like that the place is on a dingy little alley and it’s low on pretentions (though definitely not a slum-it type of place.).
Massis – lean, light, Lebanese. I didn’t know I could be excited by a salad. I am; they’ve got it, but I can’t remember the name. Seems like a fast food place b/c so small and walk up counter, but highly recommended.
Sukho - Blue Elephant: Fuck off with your Disney World theme park image. Sukho is fresher, more intimate.
Pizza Metro- I didn’t know that pizza this good could be found outside Italy. It beckons from south of the river. A journey is worth it.
Now for the tagging part of this tag ….
We’ll I’ve not got the heart to tag anyone specifically because the ‘rules’ of the tag are somewhat onerous. However, I would LOVE to know where London bloggers (or bloggers who happen to be in London from time to time) eat. It’s fun to imagine that the guy with the slovenly eating manners just might be a fellow blogger.
If you have the stomach for the rules, here’s what you’re supposed to do (otherwise, just write something about some of the places you like to stuff your face):
1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. Include the city/state and country you’re in.
Nicole (Sydney, Australia)
velverse (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)
LB (San Giovanni in Marignano, Italy)
Selba (Jakarta, Indonesia)
Olivia (London, England)
ML (Utah, United States)
Lotus (Toronto, Canada)
tanabata (Saitama, Japan)
Andi (Dallas [ish], Texas, United States)
Lulu (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
Chris (Boyne City, Michigan, United States)
AB (Cave Creek, Arizona, United States)
Johnny Yen (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
Bubs (Mt Prospect, Illinois, United States)
Mob (Midland, Texas United States)
Yas (Ahwatukee, Arizona USA)
Alicia(Idaho Falls, Idaho, USA)
Tug (Hell, Colorado, USA)
Mark Base (Helsingborg, Sweden)
Clarissa (London, UK)
Happy Eating.
20 Ways I’ve Recently Spent:
- A pair of gloves and scarf (£3.99 at Gap)
- Hand crafted Moroccan tiles
- A refrigerator
- 2 lounger chairs
- A mosaic topped garden table and 4 chairs (3 of the chairs are yet to arrive)
- Two garbage bins with heavy plastic lids
- 2 orchids
- 1 Ficus
- 5 Laurel shrubs
- 2 Bags of soil and 2 bags of bark chips
- 2 Bags of golden quartzite pebbles
- 1 patio heater
- 1 BBQ
- A gate and railing
- A drill
- A pack of latex gloves
- A hammer
- 8 screws
- 5 Bags of some kind of plaster / cement / concrete like substance
- A down payment on a pup
There are stories in there. Which one do you want to hear?
The Mista has lost quite a few things over the past couple of months.
- A scarf.
- A glove.
- Another scarf.
- A pair of sunglasses.
- His mobile phone.
- His patience both with losing things and Lost*
Oh, God. Do I admit to this?
*Despite our best selves, we watch it. From the onset, my assessment of Lost was that it was base entertainment (much like Nip/Tuck, which, has ceased to hold my interest since mid-way through season 1, I can say with the guilt-tinged pride of an off-the-junk junkie). Base entertainment, however, shouldn’t have a hold over you. It shouldn’t keep you up past 11pm on Sunday. It shouldn’t have you saying ‘I’m not watching it tonight’ only to have you eating your words. It shouldn’t be something you blog about, even in a footnote.
